Bebe - A different morning

Chirping of birds, laughters, chats and bristling of leaves filled another sunday morning at Bishan Park. 'Rau rau rau!!!' - the picture of peaceful serenity was immediately... SHATTERED! 'Rau rau rau!!!' A frequency that could shatter even the toughest glass sank into the park.. Faces changed, jaws hit the ground, at that very instant Shirley and me were accomplices to a excessive barker -BEBE!!!! Looked around, there wasn't a single paper bag big enough to contain my big head.. I resigned to fate and continued the stroll..

Time seemed to pause.... Everything seemed to be in slow mo.. BEBE was the star in this movie... Everyone paused at what they were doing as his barks threatened to break their ear drums... OMG!!!! N u thought it couldn't get worse.. JI GA BOM! His dung was released like a bomb off his arse... In shades of yellowish brown, I watched in despair as the bomb touched down to the ground.. With a matrix like response, I stopped time and dived forward with the papers to contain the next dung that followed! Success! However, damage has been effected by the previous bombing, I had to do post war recovery.. clearing of the dung.. -_-"

Our King pin - BEBE showed traits of the chow yun fat as he peed one legged style whilst limping with the other forward. Every drop of pee reached patches of grass with their fatal acid. No escape for the whole patch.. With his never ending ammunition of bullets and bombs, I felt there would never be a more embarrassing day where I would wana just dig a hole and hide inside..

As we walked past the dog running area where many WELL BEHAVED dogs were let to run around and make friends, our adorable delinquent was whining and complaining why he couldnt join in! Reason was simple.. -_-" cos he lacked social ettiquete.. YES as parents of this fella, Shirley and I have some responsibility to take....

The morning finally wound up as the dung clearing soldier, king pin and his mother escaped in a sporty Suzuki swift..

~Written by Mark~